This is double-paned soundproof glass! There is no way that neighbor could've heard Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut! The scream she heard came from inside this apartment before he was thrown over the balcony, and the murderer closed the door before he left. Lois Einhorn: What's the point, Ventura?! Ventura: Only this. Ace Ventura: You're certain you had to open this door? Man: Yeah, I'm certain. Ace: (to the manager) And you said you had to open the balcony door when you came into the room? Man: That's true. She said she heard a scream, isn't that right Ma'am? Lady: Right. This woman is Roger Podacter's neighbor, she lives across the hall. I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. Īce Ventura: - HOLY.testicle Tuesday! Lois Einhorn: What the hell is he doing here? Ventura: I came to confess. Ace Ventura: Martha Metz? Oh, yeah, the bitch! Podactor: What? Ventura: Pekingese, hyperactive, lost in Highland Park area. Podactor: Nice to meet you, you were highly recommended by Martha Metz.

Roger Podactor: Who's he? Melissa Robinson: Roger Podactor, meet Ace Ventura. Emilio: Hey, I can't do nothing for you on that one. Ace Ventura: I think I can keep him under control, but you're going to have to tell me who's working the Snowflake case. If Einhorn comes in here and sees me talking to you or your ass, I'm history. porking his wife! Aguado: Why, you- Ace: Come on! Now, kiss and make up.Īce Ventura: Excuse me! I'd like to ASS you a few questions! Emilio: This is not the time, Ace. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's dick and became insanely jealous. Now how you gonna solve that one? Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. Shickadance: Oh yeah! What's all this pet food for? Ace Ventura: Fiber! Ace Ventura: I never bring my work home with me, sir. I heard them again this morning, scratching around. Shickadance: I heard animals in there, Ventura. As soon as I find this bird, you're paid. Some rich guy lost it and is offering a huge reward.

Shickadance: Never mind the wisecracks, Ventura.

Shickadance: Ventura! Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan! Oh, I'm sorry sir, you sounded like someone else.

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